TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH BUSAN
NOT A WEIGOOK WAS SOBER FROM JANGSAN TO HADAN
STOCKINGS WERE HUNG IN PROSTY ALLEY WITH CARE
ALL THE THURSDAY PARTY'S WERE PUMPIN KANYE- WE DON'T DARE
WON'T BE ANY SNOW, BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT
DAMNED IF OUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT GOES WITHOUT A FIGHT
I SEE SANTAS LITTLE ELVES AND MAGIC CHRISTMAS PIXIES
AH DAMN, I'VE GOT TOO MUCH SOJU IN MY NOG MESSIN WITH ME
KOREAN VERSION OF A CHRISTMAS STORY
IS HOW SOME GUY DIED PLAYING STARCRAFT IN A DORMITORY
WITH HIS HANDS ON THE KEYBOARD AND A SMILE ON HIS FACE
TRANSLATES INTO "THAT HUGE LEG LAMP'S GOT NO TASTE"
THE LADS AND LASSES WERE NUZZLED IN THE UNDERGROUND VINYL
WHILST VISIONS OF PICKIN UP WERE IN THERE HEADS ALL THE WHILE
ADJUMA AND ADJESHI CLAUS WERE WELL ON THEIR WAY
TOO MUCH DOG MEAT SO NOTHING COULD KEEP SANTAS SEX DRIVE AT BAY
WHEN OUT NEAR AN OPEN SEWER THERE AROSE SUCH A CLATTER
SANTA SAID "SCREW IT" HE DIDN'T CARE WHAT WAS THE MATTER
BUT AWAY TO A WINDOW I FLEW LIKE A BANSHEE
TO MY SURPRISE I FOUND A HAND FULL OF ADJOSHI
I SAW MR KIM, MR KIM, MR, KIM, AND MR. PARK
THEY WERE ALL SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROLS IN THE DARK
BEYOND ALL THE CLATTER AND NORAE BANGING
I HEARD A FAINT TINKLE OR TRINKLE OR CLANGING
WHEN WHAT TO MY WONDERING EYES SHOULD APPEAR
BUT A BROKE DOWN CASS TRUCK AND AT LEAST 200 BEER
WITH A LITTLE OLD DRIVER SO STICKY AND QUICK
HIS KOREAN NAME EE DAE , HIS ENGLISH NAME NICK
HE WAS SITTING THERE SMASHED, JUST LIKE HIS VAN
IN MY BEST KONGLISH I SAID "LET'ME GIV YA A HAND"
HE DAMNED IT AND SLAMMED IT, AND "ASSSHHH'D" IT SOME MORE
HIS VAN TOTALED, BECAME OUR CHRISTMAS SCORE
HE SAID "CALL YOUR FRIENDS THAT COULD FIT HERE TO THE WALL"
"ALL THE BEER THEY WANT, GOD SPEED TELL THEM ALL"
AND CAME THEY DID, FROM SINPYEONG TO NOPO
A RED AND BLUE SLEIGH IN FRONT WAS THE POPO
GUIDING THEM ALL TO THE CENTER OF TOWN
TONIGHT WAS THE NIGHT DRIVER NICK WOULD BE CROWNED
OLD ST. NICK OF YE OL' BUSAN
HE KEPT US UP PAST THE BREAK OF DAWN
SO IN THE LAND OF THE EVER RISING SOJ
HIGH FIVE YOUR KIDS AND HALF THEIR WORK LOAD
RAISE YOUR GLASSES, FLAUNT A SMILE, AND DRINK SOME MORE OF YOUR HITE
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT
merry christmas busan!
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